My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!
jameslk 8 days ago [-]
Yes, I didn’t know my phone had a secret feature of becoming an instant hand warmer until I visited this website
maxfurman 9 days ago [-]
This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.
knowknow 9 days ago [-]
This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.
treetalker 9 days ago [-]
And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.
Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.
oliwarner 8 days ago [-]
The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.
bmicraft 8 days ago [-]
Helps that my phone renders the layout shifting at ~5fps
MarcelOlsz 9 days ago [-]
I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.
smallpipe 8 days ago [-]
There was an online contest to vote for Pitbull to go perform at your local Walmart. The internet being what it is, he got sent to the most remote Walmart in the US, Kodiak Alaska. He did go and perform. What a top lad.
Walmart having a very large fleet of corporate private jets likely made the decision and trip easier for him.
deadbabe 8 days ago [-]
If you call yourself Mr. Worldwide you can’t really say no.
jayrot 9 days ago [-]
For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness
jagermo 8 days ago [-]
I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.
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kindeyoowee 9 days ago [-]
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NoboruWataya 8 days ago [-]
Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!
I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.
throwask 9 days ago [-]
Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.
The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:
Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.
garyreckon 7 days ago [-]
i've removed the iframe now as it was causing more issues than benefitting a good
, fun experience. i couldn't quite get it to work so will update the 80s vaporwave shortly with some music
The "How to play" button being in the American Horror Story font really finishes the whole thing
lxe 9 days ago [-]
Peak weekend HN
pratik661 9 days ago [-]
All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip
garyreckon 7 days ago [-]
i built this but could not get to stream it properly so removed it before deployment. my local version plays a playlist when this loads in the browser and its a party
josu 9 days ago [-]
This is horrible.
AJMaxwell 9 days ago [-]
And amazing
nadermx 9 days ago [-]
Dale!
memhole 9 days ago [-]
I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!
pelagicAustral 8 days ago [-]
Nice one. I appreciate the humor. I t reminded me of an app I used to praise on my Nokia Lumia on Windows Phone, it was a simple Chael Sonnen wisdom app I could open anytime to get some quotes from the GOAT
ecocentrik 9 days ago [-]
Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.
fastball 8 days ago [-]
Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey
lazide 8 days ago [-]
On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?
n2dasun 8 days ago [-]
This is awesome, but also makes me want to fight you
kylehotchkiss 8 days ago [-]
I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work
DarmokJalad1701 9 days ago [-]
Who is Dale?
alehlopeh 9 days ago [-]
It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”
adynaton 9 days ago [-]
It means " go" or "let's go"
alehlopeh 9 days ago [-]
Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.
_3u10 8 days ago [-]
It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).
Me: I’ll have a burger.
Waiter: dale.
I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.
CPLX 8 days ago [-]
Don't forget "vale" which I always think of as being Spain Spanish but you hear it all over the Spanish speaking world too. Which is like almost the same, but not the same.
treetalker 9 days ago [-]
You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"
ch4s3 9 days ago [-]
I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish
CPLX 8 days ago [-]
If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”
ch4s3 8 days ago [-]
Right, but that obviously isn't how it should be translated in context.
CPLX 8 days ago [-]
It's pretty close. I always think of "send it" as a pretty close English equivalent phrase.
ks2048 9 days ago [-]
I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)
stevage 8 days ago [-]
Who or what is MrWorldwide? Lot of people in this thread seem to know.
tobylane 8 days ago [-]
It's a line in several songs by the rapper Pitbull.
Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.
lunarcave 9 days ago [-]
I don't know why I like it, but I like it.
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boristsr 9 days ago [-]
This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.
tt_dev 9 days ago [-]
I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.
SanjayMehta 9 days ago [-]
I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.
pirbull 8 days ago [-]
The fact that this is in the lead up to a show outside the US makes this even better
nickvec 8 days ago [-]
This site made me feel nauseous.
baobabKoodaa 8 days ago [-]
working as intended?
busterarm 9 days ago [-]
My new home page. Love it!
LuHACK 9 days ago [-]
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cjbconnor 9 days ago [-]
Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.
idopmstuff 9 days ago [-]
I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug
flaminHotSpeedo 9 days ago [-]
Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!
thiht 8 days ago [-]
I love that the "not now" button does nothing
link2navjeet 8 days ago [-]
this will cure my adhd
dev_stdout 9 days ago [-]
This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.
bix6 9 days ago [-]
Knocked it out of the park with this one
kittikitti 8 days ago [-]
This app is revolutionary in the design. It's not campy but the next generation. It's an upgrade from AI slop, perhaps "AI camp"? Like, people asked an AI for a million features, it gave them slop, but during camp they all figured it out and made it to the front page!
I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.
Xen9 8 days ago [-]
Now that you mentioned, "as highly conscious and self aware person", I observe the wave like up and down breathing effective, which I did not pay attention to while on the site, as a cost-effect. The interesting part is I am not always sure if I am actually waving from breathing, of if this is the illusion, and it was for half minute certainly both. This is the type of thing one remembers a decade afterwards.
I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.
I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.
cs3f16 9 days ago [-]
This feels like a fever dream.
bigbuppo 8 days ago [-]
The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.
vandahm 9 days ago [-]
I wish I had thought of this.
alabhyajindal 9 days ago [-]
This is too funny!! Dale!
mynameyeff 6 days ago [-]
Who’s Dale??
kylecazar 9 days ago [-]
I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)
I like it.
therm0 9 days ago [-]
Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.
alehlopeh 9 days ago [-]
Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.
dkh 9 days ago [-]
A lot of people are into Pitbull.
heftymouse 8 days ago [-]
A lot of people worldwide, one could say
slicktux 9 days ago [-]
Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?
bigbuppo 8 days ago [-]
This is so stupid I love it.
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NehalNetha 8 days ago [-]
is the page breathing lollll
yoyopa 9 days ago [-]
The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah)
This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah)
I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber)
Face down, booty up (Timber)
That's the way we like the what? (Timber)
I'm slicker than an oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber
wincy 9 days ago [-]
I came, I saw, I conquered
I saw, I conquered, I came
Truly the Shakespeare of our time
LuHACK 9 days ago [-]
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Rendered at 17:22:31 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) with Vercel.
Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.
I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.
The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:
Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.
Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.
I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitbull_(rapper)
I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.
I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.
I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.
I like it.
I saw, I conquered, I came
Truly the Shakespeare of our time