Fibre to the premises is a far superior connection to anything Starlink offers, but this seems very on-brand for this current axis of friends

Tonight's news: well-known drug addict demands more government money to feed his habit.

That's a great idea if SpaceX gets nationalized first.

Guy selling shovels in the age of bulldozers wants to continue to sell shovels.

Whatever happened to all the talk of fraud and abuse. Oh, wait. It's fraud and abuse only if the poors get money from the gubmint.