> “Autonomous Proxies for Execration, or APEs,” Pluto said.
> “By typing in a few simple commands, I can spawn an arbitrary number of APEs in the cloud,” Pluto said.
> “I have hand-tuned the inner loops to the point where a single APE can generate over a megaBraden of wide-spectrum defamation. The number would be much larger, of course, if I didn’t have to pursue a range of strategies to evade spam filters, CAPTCHAs, and other defenses.”
“Have you tried this out yet?” Corvallis asked.
“Not against a real subject,” Pluto said. “I invented a fictitious subject and deployed some APEs against it, just to see how it worked in the wild. The fictitious subject has already attracted thousands of death threats,” he added with a note of pride.
“You mean, from people who saw the defamatory posts seeded by the APEs and got really mad at this person who doesn’t even exist.”
delichon 14 minutes ago [-]
I am ape writing this post after ape cooking breakfast, and then I'll go for an ape walk. In the future, maybe by Thursday, I can have agents do all of that and relax.
patrickmay 13 minutes ago [-]
If you're selling Ape Coding merchandise, send me the link!
hparadiz 11 minutes ago [-]
If everything is C why not generate the entire bootloader to kernel stack with programs specifically tailored to the user.
lyu07282 11 minutes ago [-]
Why has nobody mentioned yet how dangerous this really is? Have we all forgotten the great Datacenter burnings of 2031? The APEs are one step away from becoming fully fledged Luddite terrorists. Artisanal software is unamerican just like President Barron said the other day on his Twitch stream.
tshaddox 5 minutes ago [-]
I’m a fan of the term “human slop,” which I’ve seen pop up recently regarding certain tech company feuds on Twitter.
YarickR2 18 minutes ago [-]
Every joke has a bit of a joke, as they say. I'm proudly ape-coding two of my current projects.
raxskle 56 minutes ago [-]
The merits and demerits of this product vary from person to person, and I dare not make a definite assertion
gas9S9zw3P9c 1 hours ago [-]
"Humans are now writing code in strict specification language so that AI agents have completely context and don't mistakes. This specification language is called C' and has led to a whopping 20% reduction of code. 1000 of C++ code can be expressed in no more than 800 lines of specification C' code written by humans"
hanifbbz 1 hours ago [-]
WTF is this?! Sattire? AI generated propaganda? I honestly don't get it. Can OP elaborate why it's a good content worthy of people’s time? Thanks in advance.
rmsaksida 58 minutes ago [-]
It's fiction. I did not use AI to write it. On whether it's worthy of people's time... well, I'm not presumptuous enough to say. :)
jshmrsn 32 minutes ago [-]
I enjoyed reading it. Whether one believes the future will look like this fictional/hypothetical one, it encourages the reader to think about what would need to become true for this future to be plausible.
jjcc 35 minutes ago [-]
Ape writing? (kidding)
AreShoesFeet000 40 minutes ago [-]
It’s called fun, dude. Have some.
serious_angel 40 minutes ago [-]
I am sorry, but it's almost laughable if not the disrespect attempt towards education and mind development, which is rather sorrowful...
Here, some may notice an obvious behavior for infant and arrogant people who chose not to learn, gain knowledge, focus on accountable actual research, develop their mind and self-confidence, but just invent a harassing and namecalling term to at least anyhow feel themselves worthy.
I believe that one day, the author known as `romulo@rsaksida.com`, set in the footer there, will realize their infant and indifferent attitude, that every single psychologists instantly notices.
Thank you! I'll associate that term with you now, romulo. You do you.
I don’t think it was meant that seriously. I read it as a humorous fiction written as if in the future, and I thought it was funny. Even speaking as a primate.
bitexploder 9 minutes ago [-]
When someone so clearly misses an article written tongue in cheek and uses personal insults to let us know they missed the point, one begins to wonder. Apes code together. Apes stronger together. Return to monke.
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“Have you tried this out yet?” Corvallis asked.
“Not against a real subject,” Pluto said. “I invented a fictitious subject and deployed some APEs against it, just to see how it worked in the wild. The fictitious subject has already attracted thousands of death threats,” he added with a note of pride.
“You mean, from people who saw the defamatory posts seeded by the APEs and got really mad at this person who doesn’t even exist.”
Here, some may notice an obvious behavior for infant and arrogant people who chose not to learn, gain knowledge, focus on accountable actual research, develop their mind and self-confidence, but just invent a harassing and namecalling term to at least anyhow feel themselves worthy.
I believe that one day, the author known as `romulo@rsaksida.com`, set in the footer there, will realize their infant and indifferent attitude, that every single psychologists instantly notices.
Thank you! I'll associate that term with you now, romulo. You do you.
Related:
- https://web.archive.org/web/20241109033457/https://slopwatch... (Using AI Generated Code Will Make You a Bad Programmer) by Rudis Muiznieks
- https://lemmy.world/post/43725501 (Ideon - I'm building a self-hosted project cockpit on an infinite canvas...)