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Bored of eating your own dogfood? Try smelling your own farts (shkspr.mobi)
Aurornis 9 minutes ago [-]
> There's an oft told story about Jeff Bezos pausing a meeting to call his own customer service number - and waiting over 10 minutes for an answer.

One of my jobs was at a company that had developed at unhealthy amount of bureaucracy and politics. The product barely mattered to some because they were playing internal games of grandstanding, taking credit, and building their empires.

In meetings where were supposed to be talking about product direction and priorities I would some times pull out my phone and open the app to try to demonstrate some real problem with the service. The tone of the meeting would change to panic as certain product leads would try to do anything to stop me from showing what the real product did instead of their neatly prepared slide decks that showed a much nice story for the executives. I became the enemy for showing the actual product instead of their alternate world of KPIs and charts.

xingped 7 minutes ago [-]
Amusing you picked that quote to quote because your job description is a dead ringer for Amazon work culture.
GuestFAUniverse 6 minutes ago [-]
It's the same horse manure, when architectonauts and developers aren't responsible for the operation of their Goldberg-inventions. Another phrase that comes to mind is: no skin in the game.

To me "unaccountability" -- or whatever naming fits better -- needs its own circle of hell.

cainxinth 31 minutes ago [-]
I’m the kind of person that just assumes customer service is going to be bad. I gird myself whenever I have to call a company and just deal with their gauntlet with patience, knowing the trick is to outlast them. It costs them money every time you call. I’ll often tell them I know that and assure them I will continue calling until the matter is resolved. It’s not fun, it’s just the way things sadly are.

My old man, however, still feels some kind of righteous indignation when he spends his hard earned money and doesn’t feel he’s getting what he paid for. He loves to give a piece of his mind to the companies that mistreat him, and he always says “And I hope my comments are being recorded for quality assurance!”

delichon 5 minutes ago [-]
I'm trying to subscribe to a website, but I try three different forms of payment and all fail. I confirm that they are all working. So I look for their help number but there's nothing. Then I see their Discord channel. I spend a half hour fighting Discord to create an account, then I have to spend another half hour playing games and answering survey questions to be allowed to post on Discord. Finally I type in my problem on their bugs channel. Nothing happens. Nothing continues to happen for three days. Then somebody at the website posts some question to me about my problem ... but I don't find out for another month, because I'm long gone, and I only check back in to see if they ever responded.

They just couldn't un-arse themselves enough to make sure that they could take their potential customers' money. Gee I wonder why so many online startups fail.

ChrisMarshallNY 7 minutes ago [-]
There was a famous Brown and Williamson phone message, from late last century: https://nypost.com/1999/09/23/smoke-gets-in-your-eyes-when-y...

I actually have a recording of it (scratchy), but won't link it, because it's probably not worth it. It was a riot.

chromacity 32 minutes ago [-]
I agree with the broader point, but I'm perplexed that the author is talking about dogfooding as a "sacred practice in the tech industry" in the context of customer support. Among big tech companies, customer support usually isn't seen a part of the product. If you work at Facebook, Google, or Microsoft, you don't try to go through the non-existent consumer support channels to resolve issues with the product or with your account.
mrweasel 18 minutes ago [-]
Two stupid calls I've had:

1) I call to cancel an insurance policy on a car I sold. I'm greeted by the IVR, press three to cancel a policy, we're off to a good start. Next follows a long speech about how I need to call a special number if I stuck in the middle east and need to get back home, general precautions I need to take and my rules and rights. All great information, except I've already indicated that I call to cancel a policy. The chance that I'm sitting in an airport in Bahrain, desperately trying to get home, yet I decide that now is a good time to go through and cancel unneeded insurance policies is absolutely zero. You already know why I'm calling, tailor the message to that.

2) Internet is out, for the second week. Customer service dude is typing in stuff, looking stuff up, trying to figure out why the case has been closed. "While we wait let me talk to you about our streaming bundles"... Dude, I know the boss is making you do this, but don't try to upsell a streaming bundle to a customer you can't even get online.

The doctors office is the worst though. Their entire system for guiding you through when to call and where to call take minutes for them to explain. The call it routed to the same people regardless. There are so many confusing and irrelevant messages from the system and in the end you are still routed to the same set of people.

Most of my calls to customer services is because selfservice online absolutely suck and can't do simple things. Every industry could save a fortune in callcenter costs if their websites was ever so slightly better. Often it's not even about being able to selfservice, it can just be providing the tiniest bit of actual information. Your call volume is larger than normal for the past five years, because your stupid website is getting worse every year.

consp 3 minutes ago [-]
The worst one I've had is that after waiting for about 10 minutes, it passed through to a person who pushed me through the another department, only to end up in the same preselect menu I started the call with but with another option selected which points me to a website where you must enter your question and get an email back with the request to call the service desk and select the option I took in the first place. The circle of help desk life. Kafka would be proud.

This is likely due to them merging two help desks into one making the second part useless as they can no longer see the data they need and thus canceling it entirely since it didn't get the right metrics.

Also turns out that calling the competitors help desk is more useful as they can actually see the thing I was interested in as it is shared between them (fiber connections work schedule when they start to dig, hint they weren't going to). Can't use the competitor since the connections are monopolies...

MitchSaid 11 minutes ago [-]
Some years back I was introduced to UK service consultancy Vanguard (and their "Vanguard Method"), essentially a systems thinking approach to improving service (not to be confused with the enormous US investment management company).

In their world, "smelling your own farts" (ie. listening to and, more importantly, understanding what matters to your customers using normative learning methods) isn't primarily about empathy, it's about getting knowledge so you can understand how to intervene in your company as a system.

Put that way, it's not a waste for decision-makers to listen to customer phonecalls, it's in fact the only way for them to gain the knowledge they need to understand what to do to improve their service (assuming that's their goal).

bryanrasmussen 55 minutes ago [-]
currently on the front page the post directly beneath this one was 25 years of eggs

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47427224

a happy coincidence.

bix6 21 minutes ago [-]
Yeah well economies of scale matters more than your sanity
afarah1 14 minutes ago [-]
Ah, so the minutes long wait hearing answering machine bs is a universal experience. I thought it was a local thing and limited to ISPs, utilities, and financials... When I can choose between competing companies, having a direct line to a human for customer support is at the top of my list. I'm happy with either chat or phone, I just don't want to go through a bot first.
treetalker 17 minutes ago [-]
Case in point, may every book the author picks up be designed like his website.
mpalmer 49 minutes ago [-]
Dogfooding was a virtuous cycle for user and service provider alike, because incentives were aligned.

Then growth - excuse me, metastasis - came along.

Thanks to metastasis - excuse me, enshittification - we've outgrown dogfooding. We'd used it as a kind of UX gyroscope, something that works to keep us balanced without too much institutional thought or effort. It made us more efficient at competing. Now that the biggest firms are the least threatened by competition, why would they subject themselves to the indignities of the User?

emerongi 28 minutes ago [-]
My farts always smell good to me.
forinti 9 minutes ago [-]
My dad used to joke that "[Citroen] 2CVs and farts, only the owner enjoys".
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