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They're Made Out of Meat (1991) (terrybisson.com)
grumpopotamus 2 hours ago [-]
Also by Terry Bisson and one of my favorite stories is Bears Discover Fire 1990 https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bears-discover-fi...
GMoromisato 8 minutes ago [-]
I loved this story when I first read it. I made me feel wistful, like a world was dying and simultaneously being born. I can't explain it, but the idea of bears using fire has stayed with me ever since.
haritha-j 57 minutes ago [-]
I didn't really get it to be honest. I feel like something went over my head.
zulux 30 minutes ago [-]
Fair enough.. It's not really sci-fi. Just a quiet slice of life with a twist.

If I may be so bold, this story would have sucked when I was younger, but now that I've been acquainted with the ages of all the characters, it makes sense.

fridder 3 hours ago [-]
The short film someone made is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
amiga386 34 minutes ago [-]
I like that the bearded one can't help cracking up when he says "the ones you probed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg&t=285s
eloisant 2 hours ago [-]
The short film makes no sense, as the 2 people talking are meat themselves.
AlwaysRock 43 minutes ago [-]
"probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

The two talking, and other races, are machines that cover themselves however they like. These two are machines with artificial skins. That is normal. Fully meat beings are not. At least that is how I always read this story.

ceejayoz 16 minutes ago [-]
You should probably go watch the Terminator movies.
bigbuppo 41 minutes ago [-]
They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat.
the_af 38 minutes ago [-]
In the story, the very idea of permanently meat-based beings appals them, and in fact one of them doesn't entirely believe it. So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea? "Blend in" with what? One of them doesn't believe what it's dealing with!

Like a sibling comment mentions, they talk about "meat sounds"... using meat sounds! Why would they find it surprising if that's how they are communicating in the short film? They are not depicted as communicating via telepathy or whatever.

(Yes, I understand the limitations of low budget shorts. But it doesn't mean it has to work...)

TazeTSchnitzel 40 minutes ago [-]
You're interpreting it overly literally. Cinema can be as abstract as theatre or the written word.
jvuygbbkuurx 45 minutes ago [-]
It was funny when they talked about meat sounds using meat sounds.
the_af 1 hours ago [-]
Plus for the story to make sense, they have to be seeing Earth from scans/sensors, and one of them must in fact not be familiar with Earth at all, having disbelief in what the other is saying. But if they are both there, in a diner, they cannot be as skeptical.

I get the constraints of short indie films, I love them regardless, but in this particular case it completely misses the mark.

stdbrouw 1 hours ago [-]
You just have to go along with the idea that skin provides no indication of meatiness and that the two aliens are Ford Prefect types, then the short film lands just fine.
the_af 41 minutes ago [-]
I guess. It's still hard to mesh with the idea they don't believe these humans flap their meat at each other, or that they do not communicate exclusively via radio signals.

It doesn't match my idea that these are two energy/mechanical beings discussing a faraway planet from their spaceship or whatever, talking theory without actually seeing the beings they are discussing.

ceejayoz 15 minutes ago [-]
You've never encountered, say, a baffling code bug that couldn't possibly be caused by X, spent a day on it, and found out it turns out to be caused by X?
dreamcompiler 25 minutes ago [-]
I'm a big fan of Tom Noonan (the character in red). He unfortunately passed away a few weeks ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Noonan

nasretdinov 18 minutes ago [-]
By all accounts the CPUs we've made with ridiculous stuff like 2nm transistors is _surely_ more advanced than neurons, right? We just haven't figured out how to wire them properly :)
michaelsmanley 3 hours ago [-]
Bisson once lived in the town just across the river from where I grew up and was an inspiration for me as a nerdy kid from the sticks who just wanted to write science fiction. His novels Talking Man, Fire on the Mountain, Voyage to the Red Planet, and Pirates of the Universe (don't be fooled by those last two titles; he was always undermining old sci-fi tropes) were among my favorites. This story is one of his goofier ones. I wasn't as big a fan of his short stories as they tended towards the jokey style of absurdism, but a favorite of mine is his "Bears Discover Fire."
sl-1 3 hours ago [-]
Related: Carl Sagan's Cosmos resampled to make a "Meat Planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA
ableal 2 hours ago [-]
Somehow this story isn't as fun today as it was when first printed ...
probablyworks 2 hours ago [-]
This American Life also did a good narration of this in Act 2 of episode 803 https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803
glitchc 1 hours ago [-]
Earlier I found it awe-inspiring. Nowadays I find it funny because we have yet to even remotely approach the complexity of meat.
emp_ 2 hours ago [-]
> It was incredible man. Mold on a rock that got to think. Ha, it was amazing while it lasted
analog8374 2 hours ago [-]
So, Link, it's all very straightforward and scientific if you just think about it carefully for a moment : we're made out of pixels.
api 3 hours ago [-]
Great short film version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

I do wonder sometimes if someone out there is waiting for something actually intelligent to emerge down here.

rob74 3 hours ago [-]
If they exist, they're probably currently placing bets whether we will manage to destroy ourselves (or at least set our civilization back by centuries) with our nuclear weapons, our climate change or our social media...
Tade0 2 hours ago [-]
Depends how they're listening I think.

There was a time not long ago when reportedly looking at the emails being exchanged around the world one would think the most pressing matter, discussed at length, was how to "enlarge your penis".

the_af 1 hours ago [-]
I upvoted because I didn't know the short film existed and it's interesting.

I think the short film completely misses the mark if both entities are there in human form, in a diner. (Of course, budget constraints, and the adaptation cannot just be two inorganic beings talking, but still...)

ohnoNotAgain321 1 hours ago [-]
see also Stanisław Lem
tomhow 3 hours ago [-]
Previously...

They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38420111 - Nov 2023 (168 comments)

They're made out of meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31965062 - July 2022 (151 comments)

They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993 - Oct 2020 (292 comments)

They're Made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8152131 - Aug 2014 (170 comments)

"They're Made out of Meat?" Short first contact sci-fi story - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3549320 - Feb 2012 (62 comments)

takahitoyoneda 1 hours ago [-]
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supriyo-biswas 3 hours ago [-]
I'm sure this account has been compromised (or this was the posters plan all along) and they're posting spam links now.
mihaic 1 hours ago [-]
I like this story, but I never liked the wording "made out of meat", as if the word exists in a world without animals. I could have accepted "proteins", but that's not a catchy title.
jvuygbbkuurx 41 minutes ago [-]
I think that is what makes it great, because it makes it sound absurd.

If it was just talking about carbon based lifeforms it wouldn't land the same way.

post-it 24 minutes ago [-]
They are clearly familiar with meat-based animals:

> “That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”

> “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.”

And indeed sentient species that are partly made of meat:

> “Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”

> “Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.”

whycome 47 minutes ago [-]
Maybe it’s lab grown in a future and not tied to animals in any way. Just for food.
AntiDyatlov 2 hours ago [-]
Well, actually, probably not. If you say we're made out of meat, you end up with the hard problem of consciousness.

I'm imagining a purple cube in this moment. Is the purple cube made out of meat?

rokkamokka 1 hours ago [-]
It's electrical signals... Inside your meat
mortenjorck 2 hours ago [-]
As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment.

We are infinitely complex arrangements of systems built upon systems, from the quantum properties of carbon atoms up through the proteins that make the “meat” we are so glibly reduced to, through the complexities and adaptations of mammalian bodies, up to the fearsome order of the human brain and the intricate sprawl of human society and culture.

To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself.

lucianbr 2 hours ago [-]
How many of the billions of people alive have your perspective? How many of our leaders even, given the news in the last... let's say two weeks. But you can look at thousands of years of history and to me it still seems that people and their leaders don't share your view of "infinitely complex arrangements". I mean they might think such of themselves, but of "others", obviously not.

The story mentions some "official rules". Consider that we also have official rules and behaviour that does not obey them.

I dare suggest your own view might be reductionist.

tantalor 2 hours ago [-]
I don't know where you get the claims from "anyone" about "enlightenment".

This story is obviously satire. Meaning, it is a lie that tells the truth.

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RajT88 2 hours ago [-]
Rainier Wolfcastle: THAT'S THE JOKE
0x3f 2 hours ago [-]
Part of the human expression of disgust includes thought terminating cliches. Imagine how the average person would talk about a race of bug-like aliens, no matter how advanced they were. It would be a dismissive kind of 'ew, gross'. The humor is in seeing other beings reacting that way to us. I don't think it's supposed to imply the aliens are some kind of flawless geniuses revealing the true nature of human beings.
zulux 57 minutes ago [-]
Sentient plants that move quickly would be another case of us humans going "WTF?!?!"
BearOso 2 hours ago [-]
> To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself.

Teacher: "Photosynthesis makes energy from water, CO2 and light. The mitochondria are the power centers of the cell."

Grade-schooler: "How do they work?"

Teacher: "Um. Um..."

Modern scientist: "Quantum entanglement and tunneling. We don't really understand any of it."

the_af 1 hours ago [-]
> As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment.

First, it's a humorous piece.

Second, it's as much a critique of the aliens as of the humans. The aliens are also depicted as clueless about what makes human life interesting, and even shown to be petty in the end. Their behavior is entirely "human", so if they are criticizing humans for it...

empath75 2 hours ago [-]
Do you feel the same about cows and pigs and chickens? One way to read this is your reading. Another way to read it is as an attempt to make you question the concept of meat.
draw_down 2 hours ago [-]
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