Stones are the Fahrenheit of weight. Useful for the human body but fuck all else.

That's not dimensionally correct! Double-decker bus is a unit of length, and footy pitch is too prosaic to be an approved unit: https://www.theregister.com/bootnotes/2026/05/31/the-reg-onl...

to clarify for those of a nautical bent - that's about half a blue whale for about 4/5ths of a dozen nautical miles

That rocks.

Americans have not been given an option and use what they're taught, which is a frustrating mix of both units depending on context.

Surely they don't actually like drill bits measured in fractions of an inch, do they?

The American thousands of pounds thing is even more weird than that: I buy gravel from the gravel pit. They weigh my truck and dump trailer in lbs and then charge me per ton. Everyone talks about tons: e.g. I'd call a dump truck operator and ask him to deliver 18 tons of rock, not 36,000lbs. But the weighbridge and road signs and regulations about vehicle and axle weight are always in lbs. If you only read things and never talked to other people you'd never know tons existed.

That's because we measure weight in tonnage.